You know, people say weekends are for you to relax and unwind. Applies to most adults but in my opinion, not to poor little babies. Why do I say that? Daddy and Mummy have been bringing me out almost every weekend, make that every weekend! Headache I tell you.They would have an excuse for all trips. For example, Por Por’s birthday. They brought me to the coffee shop near our block for a little meal. They ate XO crab bee hoon while all I could have is plain old milk! I wasn’t going to let them enjoy so I fussed midway through their meal :P
And then 2 weeks later they brought me to Fish & Co at IMM to celebrate Nai Nai’s birthday. The decor was quite interesting with fishes and all, so I thought I could get Daddy and Mummy to bring me around to appreciate all those nice decorations. All I got was a lousy pacifier stuffed into my mouth! You can imagine my indignation! After singing “Happy Birthday” to Nai Nai and all, we were on our way home. *GROWL* went my tummy. Dinnertime! Daddy and Mummy had a hard time finding a place to feed me cos it was dinner time for adults too. So they settled on Coffee Club. I never knew having milk at a coffee joint was that cool ;). To add icing to the whole cake, I had to poo after my dinner. Poor Mummy had to go find a changing room to change my soiled diapers. Hey at least you don’t have to worry about me being constipated.
And then 2 weeks later they brought me to Fish & Co at IMM to celebrate Nai Nai’s birthday. The decor was quite interesting with fishes and all, so I thought I could get Daddy and Mummy to bring me around to appreciate all those nice decorations. All I got was a lousy pacifier stuffed into my mouth! You can imagine my indignation! After singing “Happy Birthday” to Nai Nai and all, we were on our way home. *GROWL* went my tummy. Dinnertime! Daddy and Mummy had a hard time finding a place to feed me cos it was dinner time for adults too. So they settled on Coffee Club. I never knew having milk at a coffee joint was that cool ;). To add icing to the whole cake, I had to poo after my dinner. Poor Mummy had to go find a changing room to change my soiled diapers. Hey at least you don’t have to worry about me being constipated.
And then another 2 weeks later, it was Gong Gong’s birthday. Busy month huh. We went to this place called “The Ship”. They should call it “The Ship-Wannabe” cos it looks nothing like a ship! A ship’s steering and some flags are all this place has. And they say Singaporeans lack imagination… Well, at least Mummy chose a nice outfit for me. 
Do note that the 3 instances are but examples of where Daddy and Mummy brought me. I am so busy I can hardly have time to suck my new-found fav ‘food’ – my fist. Yummy. Ok then, I gotta go now. Please contact my secretary if you wanna play with me. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. Ciao. 
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